1/4 LIFE CRISIS!!! 5 Steps to Get Back to BRILLIANCE!

You just hit the 1/4 life mark, reflect on where you’re at as of now and realise “HOLY SHIT I’M DOING THIS ALL WRONG”! When your 21 year old self would slap your 25 year old self in the face, you know you’ve gone astray somewhere along the way! Especially when all your thinking is….

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

So you decide to give your life a revamp! When you’re 25 and find yourself not where you want to be and have become someone you don’t like, you need to CHANGE ASAP! Life is too damn short… correction, your YOUTH goes way too quick to waste it on –

– DOUCHEBAGS

– A JOB YOU HATE

– LIVING IN A CITY YOU LOVE TO HATE/ HATE TO LOVE

– REALISING THAT IF I MET ME, I’D HATE ME!

I personally live by the moto SO HAPPY I COULD DIE (my favourite Gaga song)! It proclaims that you should to live you’re life in a way that if you were to drop dead right now, YOU’D DIE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE! I haven’t felt that way in a LONG TIME! SO…I’m going to revamp my life with these 5 easy steps to be on the right path of AWESOME and you can to!

STEP 1 – DRINK

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You’ve hit your lowest point… it’s OK to drown your sorrows! Actually, it’s encouraged! Downing a bottle of red, will make you get all the anger, tears, frustration and disappointment out of your system to reinvigorate your motivation and energy! WARNING: Make sure this step only occurs once MAYBE twice, because any more than that, you ain’t helping the process… you’ve just committed yourself to becoming an alcoholic!

STEP 2 –  SPRING CLEAN – ***MOST CRUCIAL STEP!***

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This is where you get rid of all bad things in your life that make you worse off or weigh you down! This includes no good relationships, waste-of-your- time friends, the job you loathe or a dead-end routine that won’t expose you to anything new or exciting!

STEP 3 – EVALUATE YOUR $$$

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Where are you at with your cash and how can you reconstruct your finances in order for you to survive without those negative nobodies!? Don’t you dare make a decision about a relationship or job based on cash because it’ll delay your journey to being BAD-ASS again!

STEP 4 – MOVE YO ASS

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This has 2 parts –  If your surroundings are stagnant and boring spice it up, go on a holiday! See new places! Visit or move to a new city, a new country or even a new suburb! Wherever it is, just move away from negative energy! The next part is EXERCISE! Shake that bootay, pump those presses! It was best put by the infamous WOODS ,comma, ELLE …

“Exercise gives you endorphins…endorphins makes you happy… happy people just don’t shoot their husbands… they just don’t!”

STEP 5 – BE SELFISH –

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You’ve revamped your life for no-one else but YOURSELF! Go do things for you… such as an art class, travel, be in a show, go see a show, buy that Jimmy Choo bag BECAUSE YOU WANT IT! You needed a change for a reason, so focus on you… because if you’re not happy, anyone or anything in your life isn’t going work until you’re awesome!

So go ahead, live life lusciously and be FUCKING BRILLIANT!

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