1/4 LIFE CRISIS!!! 5 Steps to Get Back to BRILLIANCE!

You just hit the 1/4 life mark, reflect on where you’re at as of now and realise “HOLY SHIT I’M DOING THIS ALL WRONG”! When your 21 year old self would slap your 25 year old self in the face, you know you’ve gone astray somewhere along the way! Especially when all your thinking is….

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

So you decide to give your life a revamp! When you’re 25 and find yourself not where you want to be and have become someone you don’t like, you need to CHANGE ASAP! Life is too damn short… correction, your YOUTH goes way too quick to waste it on –

– DOUCHEBAGS

– A JOB YOU HATE

– LIVING IN A CITY YOU LOVE TO HATE/ HATE TO LOVE

– REALISING THAT IF I MET ME, I’D HATE ME!

I personally live by the moto SO HAPPY I COULD DIE (my favourite Gaga song)! It proclaims that you should to live you’re life in a way that if you were to drop dead right now, YOU’D DIE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE! I haven’t felt that way in a LONG TIME! SO…I’m going to revamp my life with these 5 easy steps to be on the right path of AWESOME and you can to!

STEP 1 – DRINK

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You’ve hit your lowest point… it’s OK to drown your sorrows! Actually, it’s encouraged! Downing a bottle of red, will make you get all the anger, tears, frustration and disappointment out of your system to reinvigorate your motivation and energy! WARNING: Make sure this step only occurs once MAYBE twice, because any more than that, you ain’t helping the process… you’ve just committed yourself to becoming an alcoholic!

STEP 2 –  SPRING CLEAN – ***MOST CRUCIAL STEP!***

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This is where you get rid of all bad things in your life that make you worse off or weigh you down! This includes no good relationships, waste-of-your- time friends, the job you loathe or a dead-end routine that won’t expose you to anything new or exciting!

STEP 3 – EVALUATE YOUR $$$

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Where are you at with your cash and how can you reconstruct your finances in order for you to survive without those negative nobodies!? Don’t you dare make a decision about a relationship or job based on cash because it’ll delay your journey to being BAD-ASS again!

STEP 4 – MOVE YO ASS

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This has 2 parts –  If your surroundings are stagnant and boring spice it up, go on a holiday! See new places! Visit or move to a new city, a new country or even a new suburb! Wherever it is, just move away from negative energy! The next part is EXERCISE! Shake that bootay, pump those presses! It was best put by the infamous WOODS ,comma, ELLE …

“Exercise gives you endorphins…endorphins makes you happy… happy people just don’t shoot their husbands… they just don’t!”

STEP 5 – BE SELFISH –

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You’ve revamped your life for no-one else but YOURSELF! Go do things for you… such as an art class, travel, be in a show, go see a show, buy that Jimmy Choo bag BECAUSE YOU WANT IT! You needed a change for a reason, so focus on you… because if you’re not happy, anyone or anything in your life isn’t going work until you’re awesome!

So go ahead, live life lusciously and be FUCKING BRILLIANT!

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Britney & Iggy’s “PRETTY GIRLS” looks and sounds awfully familiar, don’t you think?

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When it came out that Britney and Iggy were doing a collaboration, it almost blew my mind as to the possibilities of awesomeness that these 2 could create together! However, now that the result of their duo has surfaced, I find myself visually and audibly having DEJVU!

As a die hard lover of ’80’s cinema, I am well versed in the classics, especially one of my absolute favs EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY, so much so that it was the very first film to grace my FLASHBACK FEVER category (check it out here -> EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY)! Fans of this movie love it as it embodies everything fluoro, tacky and down right wacky that was the ’80’s! But having watched this movie every saturday morning since the age of 4, I know it like the back of my hand. So that’s why when I listened to Britney & Iggy’s new single, I noticed that this ain’t all original!

In this day and age where it’s getting really hard to trust that artists are original and that the new catchy tune that you’ve decided will be your summer theme song isn’t a cover from 30 years ago or they’re being sued for plagiarism. Such as the Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams “Blurred Lines” fiasco, where they ripped off one of the greatest Marvin Gaye songs of all time “Got to Give it Up” with them having to pay back millions of dollars, got me pretty mad!!! It really makes you start to lose hope in these artists who create awesome music….. except for Gaga, she’s always original 😉

So please do me a favour, look, listen and you be the judge… FIRST OFF the single cover …..almost identical to the soundtrack artwork this ’80’s gem.

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SECONDLY the base beat and tune… have a listen to Brit and Iggy ESPECIALLY @ 2:14-2:26min…..

It sounds awfully similar to the legendary INFORMATION SOCIETY’s “Hit Me” which appeared in the infamous club scene in Earth Girl’s….

Artists borrow from each other all the time, this isn’t new! I mean, even the wonderful Gaga admits she wouldn’t be who she is today if she wasn’t influenced by Queen, Boy George and Madonna. The difference is the word INFLUENCE…not being a mirror image, copy or version of! So next time you listen to “PRETTY GIRLS” just remember you wouldn’t be shaking yo bootay and living lusciously if it weren’t for the classic that is EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY!

GAGA’s 29! – better late than never!!!!

Live Lusciously Lulu was down all weekend so I didn’t get a chance to praise the Queen’s b’day on March 28th – so better late than never!

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I remember the first time I ever got a glimpse of the soon-to-be phenomenon that, now, is Lady Gaga! It was the 2008 Miss Universe pageant, where she performed JUST DANCE! My first response…. who’s this bitch?

But after her music was exposed a little more and more, I really grew to love not just to beats and base of her music but her lyrics! So I went out to JB Hi-Fi and bought her first album, FAME…something I almost never do! AND BAM! …..A romance was born!

Her FAME album was revamped with her re-release adding 8 ground-breaking, earth shattering songs. The epic one being BAD ROMANCE! She had now set an out-of-this-world standard that she would then top with her BORN THIS WAY ALBUM! Proclaiming absolute “be yourself brilliance” she kicked off her second world tour with electrifying outcomes. Through this second album release she used her success as a platform to launch her Born this Way Foundation that nurtures and promotes self-awareness and mental health care for youths especially with LGBT teens.  The arrival of her ARTPOP album, although received well by her fans, had critics in a little disapproval as they believed she hadn’t topped her BORN THIS WAY chapter! ARTPOP is one of if not my favourite album as she experiments with a new formula that uses every facet of her imagination from ugly, angry, quirky, surrealistic and beautiful.

Lady Gaga’s music has had the ability to create a following of people that have been desperately seeking certain things from a performer throughout the years but no one else has been delivering! Madonna – over the hill, Katy – cookie cutter crayon, Britney – unfortunately’s lost it, Christina – TOO MANY NOTES IN ONE GURRL! What’s been lacking from a connection from these other DIVAS is not only from the unauthentic music but the genuine love and dedication to fans that goes above and beyond! THAT’S LADY GAGA! That’s what she’s about! Love and Adoration of all! Hence her following of Little Monsters!

Reasons why WE LOVE GAGA-

HER BAD ASS LIVE PERFORMANCES-

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HER FASHION FASHION FASHION-

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HER LUSCIOUSLY CINEMATIQUE MV’S-

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HER GRAMMY WORTHY COLLABORATIONS –

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HER DAMN DELICIOUS DERRIÈRE-

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HER “PUT YOUR PAWS UP” CULTURE-

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HER CULT CLASSIC CAMEOS-

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HER FUCK YOU ATTITUDE-

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HER PERFORMANCE ART-

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HER ABSOLUTE DEVOTION-

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NOT EVERY ONE MAY LOVE HER, OR EVEN LIKE HER BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE THIS FREE BITCH HAS ENRICHED SO MANY LIVES JUST BY BEING HERSELF AND ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO BE DO THE SAME, SO JUST KNOW…. GAGA IS QUEEN……

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….DEAL WITH IT!

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HE WHO IS ORIGINAL MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE!

Reality TV is made up of the 3 B’s not 4-

 BIGOTRY

BACKSTABBING

BITCHING

BULLYING IS NOT ONE OF THEM!

THERE IS A FORMULA to using these 3 B’s in order to make Reality TV acceptable, ESPECIALLY when being a judge on a talent show such as X-Factor and EVEN MORE SO when you’re a nobody!

WHO THE F@#K is Natalia Kills? Let alone her dweeb looking husband Willy Moon?

So this was the biatch’s malicious rant….

 IF SHE WASN’T FIRED FOR BEING A BULLY SHE WAS FOR STEALING THE QUEENS LOOK

HE WHO IS ORIGINAL MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE!

HE WHO IS ORIGINAL MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE!

She misused the 3 B’s! She isn’t on Fashion Police, she was there to judge his performance! And he isn’t from the high hills of Beverley Hills, HE’S FROM A HICK TOWN IN NEW ZEALAND! He’s looking pretty damn good! ON YA JOE IRVINE YOU’RE LIVING LUSCIOUSLY!

Whether this was a publicity stunt or she was simply just being a dumb B@#$H, her attempt to project attention to herself most certainly worked but not in her favor. They say bad publicity is good publicity… that only applies to people who are VERY WELL RECOGNIZED by the general public, celebrities who technically can get away with murder and that most certainly is not you sweetheart. The world now knows you but only for being a bitch!

So moral of the story is … unless you’re lusciously living S@#T the F&%K UP!

BREAKING NEWS: “GAGA HAS TALENT” – WTF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady Gaga is one of, if not the MOST talented musicians/artists of the CENTURY! She truly is an inspirational icon, not just because of her endless dedication to her fans or her endowing BORN THIS WAY foundation or her extravagantly comprised concerts or her ground-breaking fashion movements but because if you take all the glitz, glamour and publicity away, she is a genuinely talented musician.

Die-hard fans like myself, which may make this post a little bias, have known from the beginning that she not only has the pipes but she has the theory and practice for the fine art of music down like a prodigy. So after a PHENOMENAL performance at the Oscars and people on social media get in hysterics over “WOW – who knew Gaga was so talented?”, fans such as myself are FUMING in rage for Mother Monster!

Websites act as if this is new NEWS!!!! #seriously?

Websites act as if this is new NEWS!!!! #seriously?

If people didn't like her before they most certainly will now!

If people didn’t like her before they most certainly will now!

Fans rush to her defense

Fans rush to her defence

Yes ok, her music may not be for everyone and her fashion stunts may not please the masses but to comprehend her worth as an artist, all people had to do was view countless videos such as this to see her undeniable brilliance…..

So watch this bad boy of a performance again…..

And hopefully us Little Monsters won’t have to say THIS again… LADY GAGA IS GOD, DEAL WITH IT!